zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

awwww-cute:

Shibe overload

awwww-cute:

Shibe overload

goingloco:

goingloco:

I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”

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I’m so going to buy it.

I bet yall didn’t believe me

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theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle
CON: You have to go to a place

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle

CON: You have to go to a place

mosoli:

WHENEVER FRIENDS POST COOL ART I AM LIKE

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chaotichero:

ABORT. ABORT. ABORT.

chaotichero:

ABORT. ABORT. ABORT.

naegimacaroni:

kageromoku:

zephyritex:

sensorium139:

genderneutralchibithings:

A guide to Kaworu and his many reincarnations

You forgot:

Girl Kaworu. 


detective kaworu


mechanical dildo Kaworu


WHY DOES NOBODY REMEMBER CARD GAME KAWORU

naegimacaroni:

kageromoku:

zephyritex:

sensorium139:

genderneutralchibithings:

A guide to Kaworu and his many reincarnations

You forgot:

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Girl Kaworu. 

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detective kaworu

mechanical dildo Kaworu

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WHY DOES NOBODY REMEMBER CARD GAME KAWORU

(Source: misutokiriyas)

opalescentnanomachines:

How do I reach this point in life

(Source: ultrafacts)

ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!
(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.
human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER
HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING
I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!

(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.

human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER

HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING

I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD